andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(via fake-mermaid)

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via f4llinforu-deactivated20160323)

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(via trait-deactivated20221010)